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Now. To get something out of the category
first You should explain the picture absolutely (!!!) times, what exactly is a career.
second And the hat can fly definitely is not among them. Klopp is the now barely able to write in your resume under "Special Abilities".
third Not to mention it: throw hat. OMG. I'll no longer. Spectacular-Ä-R!
4th I would also like to say that the next picture in this, images from 31 existing series is better. It is not. It shows Jürgen Klopp when riding a bicycle. on the last picture one can see a sweatshirt. Without Klopp. But with a hood.
I - BUNDESLIGA CLUBS AND THEIR PLAYERS, COACHES AND WHO ELSE running around DA.
A / N: The order in which the clubs will be presented here is completely arbitrary / random (was too lazy to sort alphabetically). As always, everything is from the IMAGE italics.
first FC KOLN:
+ image is acidic. Trainer Soldo has followed "solve these 5 problems must Soldo" any of the advice , PICTURE wrote on 24 August and included the construction sites on bad winger. Lack of creativity. Weak Bank. No impact and harmless to standards. Not only the defeat against Hertha last pointed to relentlessly that none this problem has been resolved.
+ From the hoped dream storm Podolski and Novakovic has so far not become more than the storm flop: The FC- misunderstanding.
+ This is due to the zero-Bock setting by Novakovic, and the envy of fan favorite Poldi is said.
+ coach Zvonimir Soldo can do a really sorry. His team consists of professional Party Novakovic, Portugal diva Maniche and goalless helmet spare (!) Ishiaku .
+ What does the team: the FC-break necessary.
+ Cologne to win against Bochum, which was Red against poverty.
+ Maniche gets out of his car and stretches out the image-Photographers his middle finger, middle finger scandal! or scandal at Geißbockheim! , or Maniche scandal.
+ oracle image, which could possibly mean Maniche's gesture and presented three options: a) The first course is broken b) morning we get a point against Bochum c) Can I get a deduction of the photo? Well. +
thing is to this scandal in any case only one: The 1st FC Cologne up to its reputation as a carnival club once again lives up ...
+ And Maniche ? If the only Portufiese.
+ For this is celebrated Matuschyk Adam: He's also somehow Poldi Pole and somehow, just a bit younger, so he is the little prince.
first FC Nürnberg:
+ first round flop top second half thanks to the Nuremberg Bubi miracle.
+ It is expected a real bash: Franken is ready to be sooooo big party!
+ Long failed to score more because we must ask at this, but please, so that it understands all: When making Bunjaku again Bum-Bum?
+ bitter defeat: Nuremberg shoots itself off.
+ And the future looks anything but rosy three games to the precipice.
Bayer Leverkusen:
+ is still (bad) rhymes: Jupp win in order to get "his" players!
+ Money is important for each club, also for Leverkusen. Because there That's just soooo right in the premier class.
+ national coach Joachim Low invites Stefan Kiessling to "scorer-casting" . Whether this is probably something with the recall? + Creates
it Jupp Heynckes of Bavaria-saver to the Bayern Verplätter? ?
+ Birthday of Rudi Voller, the team really motivated: The Bayer oath victories for Rudy!
Is + the club from the air? Image says: The Werkself crawls on the gums into the season finale!
+ Or: hobbles BAYER TO EUROPE!
+ What else but especially to the many injuries, the quasi- LEVERKUSEN HOSPITAL.
+ After the fall to 4th place notes Image: Bayer is too stupid for the Champions League.
Borussia Dortmund:
+ One more win, the Champions League ... . Still so'n spell broken jaw!
+ Jo, as the BVB observed probably a very, very quickly, Polish players: Poland flash Lewandwoski .
+ Jürgen Klopp is known for his emotional performances, he is the coach volcano .
+ This must be a huge trashcan But Borussia Europe throws away again!
+ If it work out with international business, it may be due to the players' wives: , then get the BVB Stars European horny?
+ goal in the last minute and two injured players: triple shock for Klopp!
BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH:
+ Gladbach striker suffering the most Eberl gene ? (Max Eberl, Manager, graduated from Gladbach scoreless for a total of 104 and 111 second-division league games. All of them!) The Eberl heirs it is, inter alia, to Raul Bobadilla and Rob Friend.
+ The now-or-never game stands for Bobadilla, who is currently also does not come as a reserve player and now has to represent the injured Friend.
+ Dante is the feel-good Brazilian . Juhu.
+ The defender often meet. They are: Borussia Baller-stronghold - in the back there's kicking, front doors!
+ Dante playing great and his wife is heavily pregnant, in short runs with him at the time it all around!
+ Raul Bobadilla's drunk driving car and had to submit his license. But he can still play football - and the enemy should make for hangover mood . Do I laugh now?
Eintracht Frankfurt:
+ Not good: Worse rumble relapse in harmony!
+ result of a defeat: exit Europe missed.
MAINZ 05
+ relative with order for the team else fails, they can not hang: How are they Tuchel character-kings!
+ Financially the club is more settled down may be contrary to well-off club but there are good: Mainz 05 - in the Gulf of Porsche-hunting!
+ Adam Szalai may appear to move very well. He Klopp wobbles from and shoots loose hook gate.
+ Towart Heinz Müller, meanwhile, tried as a fashion designer. The newly discovered image alliteration: Müller Mainzer makes fashionable .
BAYERN MUNICH:
+ Now with English course for beginners: Robben is back (Robben is back!)
+ And Advanced: seals, we love you! Robben, we love you!
+ And now also bilingual: Robben is back! And Man Utd away today?
+ There is reason to rejoice: The Party Bavaria!
+ If Robben makes wuuuuusch, gets on Bayern! The definition of "wuuuuusch" is missing ...
+ It is triggered even to win the Champions League: cheers, Pot!
+ Ivica Olic came free transfer and therefore cheap Ballermann or optionally cheap bomber
+ money or Goalic? Olic! Yes, the answer does not fit the question. Yes, it makes no sense. And yes: * headdesk *
+ Important games are not won: Bavaria point sloppiness!
+ The (Still) Hire introduces himself with his new old club can quietly pick up the plates again rhyme Kroos kicks off at Bayern!
+ The Keeper will screened at the reserve, the Scholl-Bubis collect, practice: The Rensing restart!
+ The wrong gate Gala: unchallenged 7-0 win over Hannover: Bayern rushes over Hanover away! The torgeilen ruled Bavaria THE RED NOISE!
+ sports director Christian Nerlinger does not believe to the triple, he is the personification "Department Anti-Attack" (and Bavaria, thus already deep stack master )
HAMBURGER SV:
+ Paolo Guerrero was, of course (still) the subject: He's the scandal professional Guerrero after the bottle throwing scandal. Now he threatens to throw bottles lock ! + When
Gift game in Liege, the Liege gave fans cause for indignation, for three football idiots made to them by an attack on the cameraman a name: the mindless trio .
+ Sudden blast message: Peng! Boateng away!
+ And a shock. He just has not trained, then it has made ZONG ... , now comes from Mladen Petric for a long time.
+ substitute Marcus Berg promises a goal: The Nagorno- oath. +
any unauthorized visit to the cinema provides dispute between coach and goalkeeper Labbadia rust - and the image is in the movie Fever: As HSV supporters feel like they are currently in the wrong movie. Happy-End in sight ... not
HANNOVER 96:
+ Even before the Game against Bayern, there dizziness alarm in the 96-Defense +
After the game against Bayern (the full disgrace, record-swatter ) welcomes the team's image with Shame, shame on you! and asks: Will you not stay inside?
+ The club is for patients Hannover 96
+ After the win against Schalke ( his biggest battle ) will coach Mirko Slomka to commander Slomka
Hertha BSC:
+ The striker joined the Goal pact because it is the goal set in the next game to score to shoot. Aha. +
the descending seems sealed, picture is ever bye: Hertha, join 'et jut!
+ HSV sold Boateng, Hertha deserved thanks clause and receives the Boateng million.
+ And that's not all, because: Hertha beckon many gold coins through clever Hoeness clauses. Specifically, in four other players (the four gold treasures ) have similar clauses.
+ image learned: Gojko Kacar continued in November in a parked car (!). He left behind so a bang damage.
+ Before the match in Frankfurt Hertha image proves a special favor: because glitter is ultimately not really noticed as a performing artist, has his IMAGE prescribed the hot-maker cabin speech
SC FREIBURG:
+ Play against other Absteigskandidaten and thus becomes S (chicksals) C (lub) Freiburg
FC Schalke 04:
+ coach Felix Magath and his team goes into the secret training camp . Too bad only that it apparently was not so secret but, because: magazine has found Schalke won . Ui.
+ Not good: Schalke stumbles in the championship fight
+ He still is, Löw "never-again-Kuranyi" spell . Therefore for Kuranyi: now helps ball ball only, shoot!
+ Maybe there's more to it? Image reckons: shell, Cannon, WM - now goes `s on the Kuranyi-Triple!
+ Magath swings speeches against Bayern: now fly the Psycho-arrows! One could also say: Proverbs duel to the dish!
+ Kevin Kuranyi fouls by nudging and comes away with it. He is the cheating shove . He also does not apply right now, the scoreless- Kuranyi.
+ Felix Magath is acidic because of the defeats, he becomes frustrated -Felix.
WERDER BREMEN:
+ The BILD-Zeitung could earn as a detective a fortune, for they have obviously found out and who is on the secret Werder-strike list : IMAGE explains who go and who must tremble.
+ The snore ban and Psycho-Doping are some reasons that can make the leap Werder in the Champions League qualification. In addition, the Özil crisis is over.
+ Page is looking forward to against Wolfsburg Werder: Goals galore duel with the warranty .
+ Frings is not on the field to stop still in front of a microphone: Frings broken only by the wolf, then Löw!
+ The victories in the Bundesliga insperieren image for a poem: Only three times victory, Champions League! Goalkeeper Tim Wiese
+ Bremen is top-gate .
TSG Hoffenheim:
+ The squad is dangerous: the Harmless-Hoffenheim .
+ The return lap crisis is the big issue. In short, From Marvel village to mess .
+ And worst the pros go at all Ass over.
+ Finally, the team split into groups - South America, Africa, Balkans, Swabia Group, the very young players and outsiders like Compper and Hildebrand.
+ Keeper Hildebrand also has something to say on the picture and ask yourself: Will stir things up, the ex-goalkeeper to Stuttgart?
VFB STUTTGART:
+ At Stuttgart is expected: the Marica formula (goal by Ciprian Marica = no defeat) is to bring the VfB even to Europe.
+ An idea of the coach, the lights, of course the biggest success secret .
+ Lehmann and Cacau leave the club at the end of the season are, therefore, currently on Tschüssle tour
VFL BOCHUM:
+ Philip hung Bönig fully pure in the game against Freiburg and fought then against cramps. He is a K (r) ämpfer .
+ The coach Heiko Herrlich wanted to motivate his players with motivational sayings, but this did not work so completely as his magic spells fizzled . + It is
everything: Bochum now need real men. Bochum stümpert direction 2:
+ But it does not work League. + Image
And wonders, no one drawn the ripcord?
VFL Wolfsburg:
+ Zvjezdan Misimovic starts Schmeichel attack towards his old club, the 1st FC Nuremberg.
+ Hugh Grant saw the Champions League game against Fulham FC in the stadium: a Hollywood star in the province of Lower Saxony - a clear case of "Love Actually"!
+ VfL did not have any fun: These were four half-hours and a "funeral" ... Because Wolfsburg in Europe stone dead.
+ coach Lawrence Guenther Koestner responded after leaving the Champions League with the Koestner -rage.
+ Grafite and Edin Dzeko are apparently long been not so good: broke the former dream pair. . But it gets even worse because now are the Brazilians and the Bosnians before the divorce.
+ The club will still qualify for Europe. Whether that is with a pair of storm in War of the Roses?
+ new image campaign: Jogi , take the Riether with!
+ R is often far from tight, Wolfsburg will play with his 0-goal defense .
II - OR EVEN THE - OUT OF BULI
+ is Manchester City the Sheikh club.
+ Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan , the boss of Manchester City, is Sheikh Steinreich .
+ Ron-Robert Zieler , currently in England playing young goalkeeper, is the kölsche homegrown .
+ Udo Lattek is the guru of Germany's football coach.
III - GENERAL school football
+ rescue party - Game that the league can be secured
+ thriller finale - the last weeks of the current Bundesliga season
+ poison Summit - game with many fouls, cards, etc.
+ referee whistle - weak referee
+ goalkeeper trainer - Goalkeeper Coach
+ mini-crisis - if a master candidate loses two games in a row
+ alternating tangle - if a player of the image still does not say where he play next season
+ Grandad topic - it is spoken not like
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