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Now. To get something out of the category
Now I do not understand anything more :
first What, what, WHAT?
second Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid) and rays (always under water) is meaningless compared to determine similar to Cristiano Ronaldo (almost always on land) vs. Skate (Unemployed).
third How do you live for in a set square? And how do you get there? Isosceles at an acute angle at the hypotenuse along?
4th I'm still not get over it. A ray, people. A SKATE.
I - BUNDESLIGA CLUBS AND THEIR PLAYERS, COACHES AND WHO ELSE running around DA.
A / N: The order in which the clubs will be presented here is completely arbitrary / random (was too lazy to sort alphabetically). As always, all of the images is italics.
FC Schalke 04:
+ There is no more forward: Schalke has Master Fixed: Anxious, harmless and tense. The problem is also known as a master socket . From The
+ 'Cup: The pot is out of the pot.
+ The dispute over the turf becomes Schalke Lawn Zoff. If the field of turf-trick by the trainer (who also does the trick medicine ball and outsider trick): Ackert Magath is now the shell? is certain: Magath, Bayern makes mad. allegedly missing money exchange: Schalke even too poor for fresh green?
+ Magath stops flights of players with a "forbidden talk" command.
+ Kuranyi for the World Cup? The K- question divided the nation. How safe is the Loew Rating for Kuranyi stadium escape? If it still has the Kuranyi turning ?
+ Manuel Neuer climbs the fence and celebrate with the fans - he's a real fence King
+ Felix Magath seems almost anything can be, He is Mage Magath.
first FC KOLN:
+ set up Podolski the coach or not? The question becomes Poldi problem and finally to Poldi Theatre .
+ And it gets even worse for the coach: His troops presented again like a mess.
+ Soldo tried to take his team to safety, but this is just drivel alibi for the players.
+ New contract with adidas: Lukas Podolski becomes advertising Prinz Poldi
+ Tougher Petit : he is the Portugal-Pitbull
+ Zvonimir Soldo is Cologne bounceback
Bayer Leverkusen:
+ Somehow's not running. one could also say: It "juppt" no more.
+ Perhaps there is yet an answer? IMAGE oracle: Jupp guys are still too green for the title fight!
+ Also on the trainer comes to some: Jupp in free fall!
Is + it on the lack of concern that players Bayers carefree Kicker are? +
But now the problem is clear: A Kiessling is not enough just .
+ striker Stefan Kiessling is injured, there is a co- Kiessling
+ Patrick Helmes has a few uses - it is striker Bayer's frustration.
BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH:
+ Some players get well soon the blue letter should read: transfer to the new season at high risk.
+ In the game against Hamburg must Roel Brouwers compatriot Ruud van Nistelrooy guard - is clear: Brouwers but may also allow ruud no fouls.
+ Brouwers And again: He dedicated his goal to his dead grandmother. The IMAGE called the gesture taste uncertain mourning joy.
+ The association undertakes a player from Dusseldorf and will probably have to further interest: Gladbach poaching at Fortuna
+ in foreign states is not it: Borussia Away-hanger!
VFB STUTTGART
+ Cacau wants out - he says Stuttgart adele ! It is said that Schalke are interested, because you can still ask again: the new Cacau Kuranyi ?
+ Trainer Gross was on a watch trade fair. Yay! So, go: The points account of VfB rattles like a Swiss watch . More? I won: The clock fan knows, then, as ticking the Bayern coach .
+ captain Mathieu Delpierre is "Monsieur Powerful" VfB .
+ Pogrebnyak, Marica and Hleb are also known as the Russian-speaking triangle.
VFL BOCHUM
+ Only one penalty in 83 games - time for a meaningful comparison Rather Herbert Grönemeyer sings a hymn Schalke than that of VfL get a penalty. +
to home is hardly what: Herrlich Match horror .
+ And anyway, how great you can play with the coach names when it no longer runs: The end of glory. Or: When Herrlich everything is just terrible .
+ More and more often is the focal point Bochum the speech.
+ bad game against Frankfurt. It took place between Frankfurt- failure. And then the game against Freiburg is: A single spasm , quasi football turnoff. And now? Bochum surprise to the league .
SC FREIBURG
+ Trainer Robin Dutt shows fans the windscreen wipers - Freiburg-Zoff
+ Yay! If the Freiburg score a goal, they show a horny butt-pants dance.
+ with the "there" and "here" is not all that easy. Example: 2007 Butscher moved to Freiburg. But with Bochum connects him to be very much. His wife Maren is from there, his parents live here. Butscher: "That's why we often go to Bochum." Aha.
BORUSSIA DORTMUND
+ only a draw against Hertha ready for Europe Nix!
+ Jakub "Kuba" Blaszczykowski wants to marry. Since picture with hilarious headline, respect, drum roll is: In summer, BVB-Cuba libre not. HA! * headdesk *
+ Trainer Jürgen Klopp is also known as former TV coach .
first FC NUREMBERG
+ Many players are only on loan, which makes the club to the Bundesliga pawnshop.
HANNOVER 96
+ Arouna Koné and Elson injure both: the double knee shock.
+ Then hurt even Constant Djakpa: another new addition to the internal association "Union League" .
+ disgraced appearance against Cologne: The Elf of shame consists of the Cologne- failures.
+ Gloomy outlook also: In this form of relegation is as real as the World Cup finals from Mike Hanke.
+ Then it's off to training camp in Bad Segeberg. It follows a week of Indian Jokes: The Red escape Winnetou! superfluous Like: here to learn the Reds to finally fight like Indians.
+ Slomka also wants to put together in training camp the squad. The coach expresses a seven-game out-threat . But fears IMAGE: this "egg-check" what is wrong! Hopefully only, that Christian Schulz & Co. finally show eggs
+ coach Mirko Slomka is in the Karl-May-camp training course for the Grand Chief Slomka.
+ And Leon Andreasen is not only the chief midfield, but the Hanover- Dane . If
+ club boss Martin Kind will come over the training of the Big Boss to Big Brother .
BAYERN MUNICH
+ The team slipped to second place, and FIG know why: The players are playing on , overwhelmed, ignored .
+ The image is still the seal Fanfieber: stroke of genius of Super-seal . He speaks of his super- err-80-meter solo goal .
+ Bayern turned the game against Manchester - the second revenge.
+ pimped time the club: The Mecker-Bayern . Then the players take off: The Mucki-Bayern .
+ Then the club back up, and IMAGE creates atmosphere: The Bayern the league is laughing. Again.
+ Ivica Olic meets and becomes Ivica GOALIC ! Or: Goalic Olic. Or: € -Goalic . Or: Bavaria Mister European Cup
Not seeing a lot more + contrast by Miroslav Klose : Harmless-Klose .
+ And Arjen Robben ? He is the Unstoppbare .
EINTRACHT FRANKFURT
+ Beautiful goal by Maik Franz, the club will be renamed in the short term Francis Ford .
+ Suitable to also become a daddy is Chris, the picture comes over to baby-photo shoot: here shows us his greatest hits Chris
+ Incredibly, which change Caio behind it: From Pummelchen almost unparalleled . Talk of the Caio miracle .
+ The miracle next part: Caio shoots an unfathomable Tor, a true UFO gate, or to make it easier to describe, that was incredible the 33-meter-lowering buckling shot. Quasi supersonic football.
+ Although the association of Bavaria-conqueror Frankfurt, but the goal difference is negative, so it's the negative concord .
+ chief scout Bernd Hoelzenbein stood first in the criticism, now its shopping ideas are celebrated: the From Goldweg wrong track!
+ Pirmin Schwegler and Chris come in training with the evil heads together and fall out. First, this is a training accident, a day later it is a horror crash .
MAINZ 05
+ The club plays great, but loses: The Mainz frustration game.
+ And then the game makers even in the form: The Ivanschitz crisis
Hertha BSC
+ Again irreverent (see also Brouwer at Gladbach): He was shot - Ramos cheers for dead father.
+ The win over Cologne was the DVD-trick (Raphael striker suffered gate blocking until he watched a DVD with its previous goals). A second reason for Raphael's success: he got before the match Tor-hypnosis .
+ The Spring fever to go with the images by: Last summer ended 13 years between love manager Dieter Hoeness (57) and Hertha with a messy separation. Hoeness was deported, is dating later with Wolfsburg. And now is Hoeness interested allegedly Hertha players, even making deals immoral, because you ask yourself: Hoeness takes revenge on the old love and gets three heart boys from Hertha?
+ The game against Dortmund on now-yet-quite-hit .
+ Hertha hopes on the soccer God and pray: It will home win
+ The non-recognized results Gekas is stolen from the Hertha Gate . A similar situation ever in Bremen, Hertha So even suffers under the double Torklau .
+ Theofanis Gekas and Adrian Ramos are Hertha's goal-guarantors in shorts
HAMBURGER SV
+ questionable decisions? Hopefully it goes ruud ...
+ stress and pressure wherever you look: HSV When's crackles, crunches's and zündelt's. Explosion hazard! And it continues: permanent crisis in Hamburg. IMAGE calls for: Enough gesabbelt, HSV - now down to work.
+ It comes to a head in the cabin between Ruud van Nistelrooy and Tunay Torun. IMAGE learned: It was a war of words between the two. Then took the world-Star the Bubi to the chest. Grabbed him, shook him through it. A scuffle in the cabin.
+ Marcell Jansen is out long: HSV-Shock.
+ HSV wins against Liege, soon followed by the return match dither. And the dream of the finals of the Euro League: a dither dream!
+ PAGE in top form after the scandal over scandal creepy kick , also known as HSV- Scharchspiel , against 96, it unloads the fan anger on HSV- failure. It flies a water bottle, HSV-Arena crime scene, it comes to Guerrero-Scandal because: Guerrero turns through . What is clear is Guerrero lands a direct hit with his throw attack. He meets a fan who is target of Peruvian bottles to throw victims. Not the first Cruel outburst : IMAGE knows the Act Paolo Guerrero . And then also this shocking sequel that unsparingly exposes IMAGE: characteristic of the deadlock over the HSV: The black Ferrari of HSV-Stars did not start for ten minutes until finally Guerrero screeching tires left the arena ... Incredible!
+ And now? HSV-height - go on! total resignation.
+ Paolo Guerrero scandal is the star of the HSV . Due to commitments rather short
+ coach Bruno Labbadia is considered one-year coach .
WERDER BREMEN
+ Hard Red against Torsten Frings, so referee trouble for Frings. Episode: Werder triumphs and rages, calls for a trainer Schaaf Frings acquittal.
+ Rear anything but safe, Bobble- Werder Defense
+ Next 'Cup: Bremen DFB to final
tumbles Field + injured, ill Vander: Towart alert!
+ stupid animal jokes part 5843635637: The Dortmund-bust has botched Schaaf
+ The third goalkeeper Sebastian Mielitz has a special ritual that makes him a post- Streichler . For
+ coach Thomas Schaaf it is the ninth cup final, he is a fox Cup.
TSG Hoffenheim
+ defeat offensive Tote Hose in the storm of Hoffenheim! The team are the Ninnemann from Hoffenheim , or: bloodless Hoffenheim .
+ Tobias Weis does not change yet - you can it actually bend.
+ Luiz Gustavo buys a stolen car: Car Crime at 1899 Hoffenheim .
+ The BILD supports the youth craze: Two days before his 31st Birthday on 5 April feels Timo Hildebrand age .
+ Ragnicks tactics will not change: A full shot in the oven!
+ Carlos Eduardo behaves unprofessionally in his Auswechlung - like a child Schmoll offended.
VFL Wolfsburg
+ Dzeko was booed in Mainz and promptly shoots two goals: to win The Bosnians angry duel with the Mainz fans.
+ and then pulls Dzeko in the scoring charts with Kuranyi and Kiessling same: The binge- compensation!
+ Weak against Hertha, IMAGE analyzed tough: That's refusal to work!
+ rollercoaster of emotions in the Euro League: Fulham- From frustration to the final excitement!
+ The future of coach Lorenz-Guenther Koestner is still unclear, he is the first Up Summer Coach
II - OR EVEN THE - OUT OF BULI
+ Reiner Calmund Manager is the legend
+ Marco Caligiuri , starting next season in Mainz, German-Italian and Gattuso fan - he is the mini Gattuso
+ Oliver Kahn - a Goalkeeping volcano
III - GENERAL football school
+ Mist kick - little appealing game, often because cucumber performance of the team
+ Petz affair - If clubs against each other at the DFB burden
+ joke red - unjustified sending off, not to be confused with:
+ flash red - faster Platzverweis
+ rescue bill - prognosis, as the descent can still be prevented
+ gate dam - put ailing striker inside
+ sample pro - amateur players, who may hire the professionals
+ mega-run - If a player times really well on it
+ is nude Jubler - is, unfortunately, be punished with yellow
+ whistle-man - Referee
+ bankruptcies hat trick - three consecutive defeats
IV - SPECIAL: THE PICTURE GASKET - Make your own figure it out!
+ Is there thanks to the work of Toni Kroos self again .. everything going? + Can
Jupp Kroos So now go to Schalke?
+ one swish, WM Gate gone?
+ Arjen Robben is not to stop it!
+ Ribery, now or never!
+ Creates Labbadia the turn or is there another quick end?
+ flies out of Hamburg, is (almost) everything from
+ win over Kölle or hell!
+ 15 May - Bremen is!
+ Patzer of Butt! Seals broken!
In this sense!
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