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Now. To get something out of the category
if a picture or image not wish really come together :
first Isser? Isser? Isser?
second What must it be for a roller-coaster career, when so the image looks like this!
third Okay, in fairness it must be mentioned that this is not the only image in the roller coaster gallery.
4th But after all, image number 3 (!) Of 30
I - BUNDESLIGA CLUBS AND THEIR PLAYERS, COACHES AND WHO ELSE running around DA.
A / N: The order in which the clubs will be presented here is completely random / random (was too lazy to sort alphabetically). As always, all of the images is italics.
FC Schalke 04:
+ A club, many names as you wish: Kuranyi 04 or FC Magath 2004.
+ Ooooh, we see the times? Talking to the image is Magath the cryptic smile on Magath.
+ The club is making a stealth attack to the top .
+ Whether they succeed? begins today for the champion Schalke test!
+ Manuel Neuer is not the number 1 in the World Cup - the New defeat. And then he slips up also come just before the Bayern: gets new about Bayern-flutter?
+ Albert Streit not play, he is the Clerks at Schalke
first FC KOLN:
+ Lukas Podolski pimped around only: Poldi gripes against everything and everyone .
+ For the Auswährtsfahrt are reading, music and drinks ready: With IMAGE, shower and "Bum Bum" to Mainz ...
+ Even though he has now taken is Lukas Podolski nor the million returnees . Not to
+ confused with Maniche , he's the million- error. But
+ Keeper Faryd Mondragon is well on it: He is the Mega- Mondy .
Bayer Leverkusen:
+ Before the game against Hamburg schonmal the media knives sharpened against ex-trainer: Leverkusen wants revenge on Big Big Bruno. Bruno "bitchy" in Hamburg.
+ Everywhere is obtained, the result jubilant frenzy of work kicker.
+ And then this: defeat by Borussia Dortmund, and Kiessling failure (the Top Bomber is injured): The double shock of Dortmund!
+ also applies: Without Kroos nix los ...
+ Sami Hyypia is a real defensive bulwark .
BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH:
+ Benefits can be by: How it nor the Borussia Gladbach down.
+ The league is almost perfect, now enemies are great fun to have it start festival weeks the foal .
+ Bradley becomes loose pass-king
+ PURPLE SHOES I: goalkeeper Logan Bailly has purple shoes, he is an elder flier .
VFB STUTTGART
+ The Eliminated in the CL of the Swabian embarrassing idea! The team will be punished collectively The VfB Versagerle .
+ PURPLE SHOES II: Marica meets with purple shoes, he is the Li-la-Launebär . And more: Marica purple sauce! The Milka-Bomber - purple is the color of Milka (chocolate) - Cacau missed a break.
+ Congratulations! Sami Khedira and Christian Träsch are the new dream pair of the league that Stuttgart dream duo .
VFL BOCHUM
+ PURPLE SHOES III: Lewis Holtby wearing purple shoes, coach Heiko Herrlich finds the supposedly great, because you ask yourself: Is there for Holtby now about 'ne purple break?
+ High losses in home games - PICTURE farmer invents the following rule: If Bochum in the hut full, there's the cabin full .
+ The team loses so many goals conceded, which is a worse Koller fallback .
+ Christian Fuchs to meet standards, it is the kick-Fuchs .
BORUSSIA DORTMUND
+ Lucas Barrios meets twice and becomes the Bum-Bum-Barrios .
first FC NUREMBERG
Runs +'s all wonderful: The serial offender from 1.FC Nuremberg have again been reached!
+ relief after winning a point: Cuddle alarm at the club, the coach goes into the Cuddle offensive.
+ One makes up the image quite nostalgic: For reasons not explained in detail how Marek Mintal of Nuremberg's most beautiful reminiscence effect of past successes club.
+ coach Dieter Hecking persuaded the strong opponents. He is a kind Berlin's "advocate" . In addition, pimped it in training, the hard Dieter .
+ Albert Bunjaku has scored half of the club gates: That makes him 50 percent to Mr. , also known as Bum-Bum-Bunjaku .
+ Dennis Diekmeier is quickly on all of this turbo-Dennis .
+ If Dominik Maroh plays is spotted, he is so lucky charm Nuremberg.
HANNOVER 96
+ A kind of record - Bashing the power of three (Schlaudraff, Eggimann, Team Spirit): Yesterday in training was 96-Jan Schlaudraff (26), the maximum penalty. Permanent reservist Mario Eggimann (ausgerechnet. ..) let him go out with a leg shot. The rest of the troops roared!
+ coach Mirko Slomka has NEN new jacket that could have possibly something like Columbo trenchcoat: inspector Slomka.
+ Mike Hanke sits mostly on the Banl is so Banke , but it can still to relegation-Mike be.
+ Hanno Balitsch is the darling of the anti-Hanoverian picture and this week is the Stinkstiefel .
BAYERN MUNICH
+ Has the team's fear of the possible next opponent CL, would be the Bayern jitters before Barcelona .
+ Losing to Frankfurt is as embarrassing bankruptcy and last-minute bankruptcy in the history of the image.
+ Can partying Arjen Robben really enough? The FIG said no! Robben is: savior seal , Bavaria Goldfuß , or Gold-foot or Goldfuß-Dutch . As you can also rename the same club in FC Robben . Including is the great seal show!
+ And it goes on. In combination with Franck Ribéry Arjen Robben to "Robbery" is this is the best wing tong the league and one of the best in the world.
+ And a rhyme for Franck Ribéry : he is the famous Frenchman . Is
+'s other players? Oh yes. About Mark van Bommel , also known as Mark van valuable.
+ Or Mario Gomez, Germany's gateway model .
EINTRACHT FRANKFURT
+ loss of power to predictability? Once the league has managed to limp from the Frankfurt.
+ bad games require harsh criticism Lazy, Stupid, Lasch - How dirty is unity everything again.
+ secret plan in the light of foreign players: they confuse emergency Hannover with the Turkish-tactic - Turkish Eintracht konusuyor *!
+ But then, the victory against Bayern - the Frankfurt- great moment. Can
+ Frankfurt win a new sponsor? That would be a sensation harmony.
+ comeback Maik Franz - after crash dummy in the training (no joke) is the Iron Maik that defense roughneck , back again.
+ The U.S. National Soccer Team Ricard Clark was once suspended for 9 games - what a U.S. Rambo.
MAINZ 05
+ Only 5 home games for the Mainz: Only five times Humba on Täterä Bruchweg! or festival weeks in Mainz!
+ Trainer Tuchel gesture is constantly on. He is the thumb- Tuchel .
Hertha BSC
+ One can hardly put into words: bankruptcy, fan anger, idiots-Goals: Hertha in the mega-crisis
+ The riots after the Nuremberg game was the shame of Berlin .
+ There appears near the descent, begins a Large Sale at Hertha .
+ dark times for the Fast-Safe-relegated because: in Berlin from the Bundesliga go lights, all the fuses are blown. promises or this is the Prince of Darkness , as there would be:
+ Werner Gegenbauer - The descent President
+ Michael Preetz - The error-makers
+ Friedhelm Funkel - The bankruptcies coach (his record is pure horror ), also known as a lame-duck coach
+ The team - The dud (exception: Only goalkeeper Jaroslav Drobny worked the igniter )
HAMBURGER SV
+ HSV keeper Frank Rost has pissed on his defense - with devastating consequences. He nailed his foot, the Sky-goal camera in its network to pieces!
+ The part of the team that played against Hertha, is also known as the HSV- Berlin.
+ HSV is more in the Euro League: Hamburg duselt the quarter-finals. There, waiting
+ Standard Liege as the next opponent, and the image gets to even a not: A lucky ticket! Dream-Los! Super-Los!
WERDER BREMEN
+ performance does not seem to have been there 100%: Werder the gentle cycle.
+ 4 home games in 10 days - Werder madness in the Weser stadium .
TSG Hoffenheim
+ Hoffenheim crash continues: Instead of enthusiasm, bite, real win and success experiences, almost exclusively cross-attachment, frustration, failure! . In short, The end of the football-Hurra .
+ goals will be scored not even coach Rangnick has front only zeros!
+ Gustavo the returnees bully .
+ Andreas Beck is fit again - time for his come beck
+ coach Ralf Rangnick also has beautiful new nickname: Ralf Ralf Rangnix or Rangni (ck) x .
VFL Wolfsburg
+ Will since you actually read yet: But just now the flirtation between playmaker Zvjezdan Misimovic (27) and ex-trainer Felix Magath (56) is always hotter.
+ In this case, but Zvjezdan Misimovic and Edin Dzeko together Zwetschko , the 60-million-Duo .
II - ALSO HAVE - OUTSIDE THE BULI
+ David Beckham - the Glitzerboy of world football
+ Gennaro Gattuso - the Italian Kampfsau
+ Uwe Seeler - runs great lots in the Euro League: Goals-Thurk
III - GENERAL football school
: a
Goldfinger
+ Michael Thurk a successful striker
actor of the day - player who withdraws after relatively harmless challenge on a mega-infringement Show
verbal slap - Criticism of a player, usually the trainer
no success coach - coach, the images from the Official wants to write
Joke Penalty - penalty that was not loud IMAGE
change Zoff - often the result of abstruse PAGE Wechselspekuationen
bad-boys-drawer - stuck inside player, a bad image have
kicking hat-trick - happens to a potential master player three times is not in the squad
on-and-down day - if a player within 24 hours of good and bad things also happen to
Lila-Laune-flops - purple soccer shoes
Crisp kicker - particularly handsome footballer
Ball Boy Zoff - had Jens Lehmann z . as only three times
last-minute hero - player who shoots in the last minute deciding goal
launch pro - players, to be submitted by the association, is thus also in hit list
cabin Zoff , half-Zoff , crazy soccer Ausraster - dispute between players
Popo-Jubler - players celebrate with their pants down
hell second division - the 2nd Bundesliga
finals - Final practice
IV - SPECIAL: WHAT THE PICTURE ELSE ALL GREAT CAN
+ PICTURE holds high the banner of the Women's Movement: Folders (many women!) start running well, barricade the entrance booth.
+ PICTURE translated the words of Mirko Slomka: The coach: "When he makes his phlegm, it is a serious issue for the team." [...] Slomkas words mean nothing other than his phlegmatic Schlaudraff has filed yet and is therefore not an issue.
+ PICTURE is tutoring in Math: 16 Kiessling-goal and 12 Derdiyok stalls are 28 arguments against helmet. !
+ PICTURE
+ PICTURE would never in my life from a Ciprian Marica-Double be deceived ... or at: His name is Ciprian Marica as in the last two and a half years. He looks so like Ciprian Marica. He speaks as Ciprian Marica always spoke. Yet there is another Ciprian Marica, we see there for three months.
V - TASTE IS DIFFERENT - THE TOP 5 OF HEADLINES, WE LIKE TO HAVE WAIVED
TABLE 5:
Shooting? Cartridge? Till you drop? WHY? Context? Logic? Anything? Anderlecht = Wild West? Help?
TABLE 4:
not a pretty picture. No, no, no. Ugh.
TABLE 3:
question: would you be without Enke suicide today 96-coach? Reply Bergmann ". With very high probability indeed but the context is obvious, or there is something broke, the team has lost its captain and goalkeeper That has not cope - until now?..." Response as it understands the IMAGE. "
TABLE 2:
Tuchel says things like" On using Freiburg needs us not to hope. Pity there's absolutely no, no! . With us, also has no sympathy ... "For what reason the BILD headlines as generator spits out the word hell, is not known passion for engineering
TABLE 1:..
LE SIGH Podolski has a sweatshirt with a clown who throws up. puking clown. rainbow-ray. SCANDAL. The only question is in what universe. Please, PICTURES, ever again. Thank you.
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