Sunday, January 13, 2008

15 Years Old Invitation Templates



Happy New Year to all!

over the whole holidays we did not make it to update regularly. Until recently it was also not back so much going on. Since, however, start training again, something happened. But self

read in today's update finds you all so up to and including today's BamS output. All terms are also included in the archive.


From the clubs:

first FC Nuremberg
considered + After the debacle hall in Bamberg the club if he abolishes the retching - booths altogether.

Arminia Bielefeld
+ injury called, in honor of the new coach ( new coach Frontzeck ), now Frontzeck shock!

Bayer Leverkusen
+ Lukas Sinkiewicz is violated: defense alarm at Bayer , also known as: Sinke shock .
+ Theofanis Gekas has still not learned German: The Greek language in the trap!

Bayern Munich
+ Only four of eight - the trouble! . Eight defenders are arguing over places in the four master of defense

Borussia Dortmund
+ Lehmann is coming - but not: a typical role-reversing message . More transfer rumors
+ create motivation among the players: now burns the cabin

Eintracht Frankfurt
+ Alex Meier is for unknown period of: The Meier-drama .
+ However, there are positives: A Quickie extension for one year with Coach Funkel.

Hamburger SV
+ image is nostalgic and think back to Kompanys first PK, as he appeared in a suit - he looked like a rising star from the stock market sky.
+ new talk of van der Vaart transfer to Juventus Turin: Italo-mail alert to van der Vaart .

Hannover 96
+ In training camp you go to the point, with Quälix training .
+ Trainer Hecking finds pleasure in the young Konstantin Rausch: He is intoxicated .
+ giant drama about the shirt number: Ismaël gets the disease, four .
+ More drama on the way to the training camp: the first flight to Tenerife margins, barely there, 's was the next shock: ... and this pickle they rumbled to the hotel

Hansa Rostock
+ The Team ( adventure tourists, the Tehran-prisoners ) comes long after a test match not four days away from Tehran, the Iran- chaos is perfect - Pagels mad Iran Trip . To mark the occasion here is a best of from the: minutes of horror preparation, as it has not experienced a Bundesliga club:
tumultuous scenes were played out on board. The nerves were bare. Club physician Dr. Frank Bartel (47) vehemently protested and ended up even in safe custody in the meantime! [...] health fanatic Pagel was obliged to see even how the boys lived on a day at the airport only cake. Fitness in the bucket. The second round after this horror, too?


Hertha BSC Berlin
+ in training camp or margins bearing take on Hertha Holper lawn -tripping. The only good, it is a food- nix trip .
conclusion, however: Instead only Ole Oops.
+ is trying to figure out who can fill the Lucio hole because of the players probably still fail, with the rest of the season.

Karlsruher SC
+ Now there is the miracle of Karlsruhe in the form of Marcus Miller and his very speedy recovery.

MSV Duisburg
+ correct grammar in the title? Who cares? MSV crush too many chances .
+ The top story of preparation: skipping Ailton training start / Ailton lost / Ailton sidelined , in short: The MSV of "Toni" annoyed . And there is no happy ending: The brief marriage between MSV Duisburg and Ailton (34) is already completed. [...] One of the greats of the Bundesliga sitting all alone at the table. Ailton lonely end ...

Schalke 04
+ The Gluck Gluck made some gesture Schalke's players after the game where the Schalke disco centrifugal (Mladen Krstajic, Ivan Rakitic and Jermaine Jones) was missing.
+ Schalke has a lot to digest, because the shock Kuranyi (Schalke also shock ) weakens the preparation enormous. The striker stormed last only to the bathroom.
+ At white feet is Schalke's players, yes, wear white shoes.

VfB Stuttgart
+ comic constellation of triathlon in attack : Marica against Everthon against Radu .

VfL Bochum Bochum
+ makes the sushi test , for they have invited a Japanese player on trial.
+ Ono Oh! thinks of the image, as the player Ono after only a few minutes the sample training again broken.

VfL Wolfsburg
+ In training camp, a player has gastrointestinal problems ( nutritional problem case), even before there have been similar problems. Consequence: Magath relies on nutritional detective .
+ Karimov is ill (if anyone wants more details: lies in bed with a mega-diarrhea ). The coach does not like that: The Karimov virus Magath really brings up the wall!
+ Directions to the (supposedly) hard training camp in Portugal was delayed: stuttering start after PortuQUAL .

Werder Bremen Olympiakos Piraeus is
+ Bremen's Champions League nightmare since the two defeats at the Piraeus were crucial for the termination of the CL.
+ Den shock start cope without Diego has to be first.
+ tactical training with rubber is on the agenda. Evil to him who thinks evil of it.



The players and managers:

Alberto, Carlos (Werder Bremen, midfielder)
professional concerns - brought the leaders and many fans worry lines

Barbarez, Sergei (Bayer Leverkusen, storm)
Stone cold gamers King - he is a good poker player

Bruchhagen, Heribert (Eintracht Frankfurt, the Board)
father of the bargain - has bought cheap

Choupo-Moting, Maxim (Hamburger SV, storm)
Hamburg Sturm-jewel - is again a very big

Da Silva, Vragel (Energie Cottbus, defense)
elbow Rambo Da Silva - like the elbow is a

Fejsa, Ljubomir (Hertha BSC Berlin, midfielder)
Serbs jewel - the man comes from Serbia

Fenin, Martin (Eintracht Frankfurt, storm)
Feninismus - through his arrival in London to play the female fans crazy
Czechs talent - the man is Czech

Gilberto (Hertha BSC Berlin, midfielder)
bridegroom Gilberto - because he has married

Ismaël, Valerie ( Hannover 96 defense)
Le Chef - hardly changed, already a leading player

Hölzenbein, Bernd (Eintracht Frankfurt, Scout)
football-wise - clever and wise, the man

Kamper, Jonas (Arminia Bielefeld, storm )
Arminia Danish Dynamite - a goal threat and Denmark

Karimov, Sergej (VfL Wolfsburg, defense)
mini-Borat - still the Kazakhstan-thing

Kuntz, Stefan (Bochum, managers)
bargain King - buy cheap by

Larsen, Soren (Schalke, storm)
zero Dane-goal - could not seem to distinguish gates

Lima, Andre (Berlin, storm)
transfer flop - so far disappointed

Ljuboja, Danijel is (currently between clubs, possibly soon in WOB, storm)
problem striker - has often discrepancies with his employers

Olic, Ivica (Hamburger SV, storm)
HSV-combatants - are all for his club

Papadopulos, Michal (Energie Cottbus, storm)
storm dad - the man with the last name is Papadopulos

Podolski, Lukas (Bayern Munich, storm)
Papa Poldi (currently he floats in the seventh Daddy-sky )

Ribery, Franck (Bayern Munich midfielder)
double-dad - he is a father of two

Van der Vaart, Rafael (Hamburger SV, midfielder)
Van der Smart - Image certifies him clever behavior Transfer Poker

Vasoski, Aleks (Eintracht Frankfurt, Defense)
iron base - has a powerful shot
Vasi-operation - an operation on the Macedonians

Ze Roberto II (Schalke, midfielder)
Brazil Dribbler - exactly a Brazilian



General Football School

Achilles Ouch - injury to the Achilles tendon

Bubi-Star - young players (variant of midfield Bubi, Bubi-defense, Towart-Bubi, Bubi-Keeper, Bubi-striker, Bubi-bombers)

Greece Colossus - Greek players (such as Amanatidis and Kyrgiakos)

Halle-Luja - joyful cry as soon it is time for Indoor tournaments

midfield boss - really strong player in the midfield (variant: Midfield engine)

magic dwarf - players with magical abilities (variant of magician Zauberfuß)


Have fun! As always, of course, if you notice that the older term is missing, just to give you know. And if you on the current update something particularly amused / annoyed, "Let us share it. :)

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Aphthous Ulcers Remedy

Update # 2 Update # 1

find her all in this update from 17.12. up to and including today (23.12.) BamS output as well as some older addons;) All terms were also added to the archive.




first FC Nuremberg
+ The Club hats not easy at first shaken by horror flight home (delay, engine problems) and now even the horror load threatened within the meaning of Thursday and Saturday Bundesliga Europe.

Arminia Bielefeld
+ The association tests in Shanghai - and is not convincing: Arminia no China-Kracher
+ The player Aziz Ahanfouf, shortly before Christmas in a serious car accident ( horror crash ), but few days later, run again ( flash healing, wonderful Christmas miracle! )

Bayer Leverkusen
+ after defeat in Bremen: Bayer Leverkusen empty
+ And then even the eagle-shock : The goalkeeper is out injured, or, as image says: eagle crashed .
+ Quick Play, fast Goals: The club plays Ruck-Zuck football .

Borussia Dortmund
+ The club is on promotional tour in Indonesia, but stay out of the audience: interested for us here no bad!
+ half-time analysis: Dortmund has enjoyed a roller-coaster Hinserie that ends with the failure comeback .

Hamburger SV
+ HSV in the UEFA Cup must beat FC Basel coach Christian Gross under ran. Image Calls: against Gross will not verbaselt . In the end it went well - but only just so: Phew! HSV have half a square verbaselt .

Hannover 96
+ players shoot 3 goals in 233 seconds and shock the enemy thus with the Gate raid . Alternatively, one could also note: there's such a threesome of 96 in the Bundesliga before.
+ After nine games, three players have already scored a brace: Mike Hanke, Christian Schulz and Szabolcs Huszti, the double- species. Because
+ Hecking for his 50th Bundesliga game as a coach has collected 75 points, he can celebrate a JUBELäum . And, although image had previously been a concern because of injury problems worry anniversary .

Hansa Rostock
+ Trainer Pagelsdorf sends the youngest starting line-up of the league on the field: to play the Jack of Pagel
+ players like Diego Morais, Orestes, Heath Pearce and Victor Agali that over Christmas the (weite!) take home, known as miles collector Group .
+ alliteration are already a special treat! Than 96 visits, and Mike Hanke hits appear on the scoreboard instead "tap" as a scorer. IMAGE is unleashed as: Ha, ha, ha - Hansa had Hahnemann held Hanke.

Hertha BSC Berlin Hertha
+ 2.7 million euros during the winter shopping gravel available.
+ drama in Berlin: Friedrich facing deportation because he rather than as a central defender may again be ran as a right winger.

Karlsruher SC
+ In a survey for the first round result was spiced with a bit Karlsruhe karamba .

Schalke 04 Schalke played loud
+ picture rumble first round.

VfB Stuttgart
+ picture represents finds that the start of the season was anything but masterly 07/08: the weak start, embarrassing to catastrophic almost all the games in the Champions League. And also the end of the first round sounds anything but positive: master only a gray mouse .

VfL Bochum
+ Registered scorer the past came from VfL Bochum: The shooters.

Werder Bremen
+ The everyday madness Werder is on the agenda: A portugeiles Los was Werder in the UEFA Cup second round and then given 7.8 to play it yet Werderbar in the first round.
+ A lot of wonderful Werder came in a survey, after the first round. After a long break due
+ kidney Klasnic can play again from the start, making two goals: One can only Klasnic Werder his fairy tale.





Agali, Victor (Hansa Rostock, storm)
goalless striker - has not taken in the first round

Amanatidis, Ioannis (Eintracht Frankfurt, storm)
AmanaTORdis - after scoring
Greeks arrow - the man is Greek

Dzeko, Edin (VfL Wolfsburg, storm)
Turbo striker - who meets so fast That's not

Favre, Lucien (Hertha BSC coach)
Fasel-Favre - if he tells weird things and tame is (typically Berlin for one another)
plain text Favre - that is hoped the picture him in the second half

Gledson (VfB Stuttgart, Defense)
Lucio 2nd League - when he was with Rostock in the 2 League played
Defense bull - 1.90 m, 92 kilos!

Grahn, Tobias (Hertha BSC, midfielder)
Lend-kicker - because he is on loan
TV-Gra (h) months - his girlfriend Ibi stoving
Baby Beginner - he and his girlfriend had their first child

Hähnge, Sebastian (Hansa Rostock, Storm)
Hansas Tor Phantom - not to see first, then suddenly it hits

Hecking, Dieter (Hannover 96, coach)
Jacket coach - was suddenly the track jacket in the closet!

Jelic, Branko (soon Energie Cottbus)
China-Kracher - no, the man is not Chinese, he is a Serb but played in the Chinese league

Lell, Christian (Bayern Munich, Defense)
Zoff- couple - he and his girlfriend, because it seems to have been some inconsistencies in the relationship

Magath, Felix (VfL Wolfsburg coach)
The Wolfsburg-maker - he is just in the omnipotence Club

Rummenigge, Karl-Heinz (Bayern Munich, the Board)
killer Kalle - rigorous in dealing with his employees

Sanogo, Boubacar (Werder Bremen, storm)
HSV-flop - was not successful with HSV

Sestak, Stanislav (VfL Bochum, storm)
Ballermann Sestak - after scoring

Stevens, Huub (Hamburger SV, coach)
Huub proud grandpa - he became grandfather
St. Huub - is revered in Hamburg

Van der Vaart, Rafael (Hamburger SV, midfielder)
HSV-Impeller - tells you where it's at






Other players

Chalkias, Konstantinos (Aris Salonika), Greece
Fingerbang - rendered in the game against Bayern Munich are rough Patzer
Fingerbang-Keeper - sashayed obviously really

Raphael ( FC Zurich)
slacker appearance - won the match against Bayer Leverkusen not


Other clubs

FC Zurich FC Zurich
05 - after 0-5 home defeat


Other managers

Mourinho José (coach, most recently Chelsea)
Rabble-trainer - is often times loud





Ball League - the Bundesliga, where many goals fall

land of EM-Co-organizer - Switzerland

cream Lupfer - such a right , right beautiful lob

divorce Summit - Conversations with change-willing players

player-man - husband of a professional footballer

scorer aD - striker, who has not long taken

trainer Klau - Coach changes despite ongoing contract

We are UEFA Cup - saying, because five German teams in the UEFA Cup are represented

We remain UEFA Cup - saying, because still five German teams are represented

Zauberfuß, magicians - technically adept players



We wish you all a happy and relaxing holiday season:)

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Backyard Makeover Suppliers



Here is our first update. It contains some old concepts and new everything until 16.12. (BAMS issue). All terms were also added to the archive. Have fun!




Arminia Bielefeld
+ Did fluctuating performance in past games: This team is a grab bag
+ Mag Trainer the exchange-connected games : 5 trainers in 11 months

Bayern Munich
+ The reasons for the suspension of Kahn: Christmas party affair, colleagues and critics Christmas Lie . +
the winter break up, but barely: Bayern are the league leaders dither
Kahn for Hertha + Game suspended to mourn the Berlin Bayern-Fans: The KAHN not be true!

Energie Cottbus
+ 5 hits in a game - The team swirls with a true TORNADO about the place

Hamburger Sport Verein
+ suspended manager Steve Kompany brings him back but then in the squad, result: The Huubsche peace by the people Park.
+ The players show a faint idea initially, because of HSV apparently been in hibernation is .

Hannover 96
+ After underground power in the last game before the winter break gets the team missed the following names: holiday company, Chaos team, the lumber-Red

first FC Nuremberg
+ The game against Schalke, for reasons that remain somewhat in limbo, as a veteran duel known.
+ Even harder is it for the club in the UEFA Cup: where it comes to all-or-nothing game .
+ After a win against Berlin, the Nuremberg on Hertha conquerors.

Schalke 04
+ Schalke celebrate the festivals as they come, which makes it the FC Party 04 . Their last party was the way the Champions League Fete against Trondheim.
+ now but again Bundesliga - and the picture is far from enough by constant references to the drunken nights of some players. Extracts from the game of BAMS: Prost, royal blue! Schalke as it celebrates, wins. The game starts promisingly, but then, suddenly turns Schalke Party Tired of hangovers on the lawn. The following is a goal and: staggers the runner-up.

VfL Bochum
+ The image will appear to the club boring: Gray Mouse Club Bochum .

VfL Wolfsburg
+ The player shepherd stands out against the BVB. Image makes an animal statement Magath Super-Wolf is a shepherd . The game is to shepherd Show , his themes are shepherd agitators .
+ Wolfsburg shoots four goals. One could also say, VfL lit four candles .

Werder Bremen
+ Thomas Schaaf has a happy Hands: after replaceable double it comes to double-gate .







Ailton (MSV Duisburg, storm)
part-time Toni - is mostly off the bench only

Asamoah, Gerald (FC Schalke 04, Forward)
Asator - after scoring

Barbarez, Sergei (Bayer Leverkusen, storm)
Bayer's storm-Oldie - he is 36
Bayer's football giant - just good, the man

Chris (Eintracht Frankfurt, defense)
Brasil-rounder Chris - a Brazilian all-rounder, the man!

Da Silva, Vragel (Energie Cottbus, defense)
Rambo da Silva - he repeatedly challenge to

Gekas, Theofanis (VfL Bochum, storm)
Fanis Gekas - sometimes it even half the first name range

Huszti , Szabolcs (Hannover 96, midfielder)
goulash cannon - the man is Hungarian, and scores goals
Oans, zwoa, Huszti - after a game, he celebrated at the Oktoberfest
Master Killer - two seasons in a row, the reigning champion shot alone from

Small, Thomas (Hannover 96, Defense) Small
failure - after poor performance

Ljuboja, Danijel (VfB Stuttgart, storm)
discarded attacker - plays no role at VfB

Rangelov, Dimitar (Energie Cottbus, storm)
Hovnungsträger - the club helps with gates and has a 'v' in the name

Rathgeb, Tobias (Hansa Rostock, Midfield) Midfield
Vole - seems to be particularly lively

Weidenfeller, Roman (Borussia Dortmund goalkeeper)
pastures error - if he slips up



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