Update # 4 Update # 3 HELLO WE ARE BACK!
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Enough preface - have fun, forget your humor and it goes on to say that we are back - more updates in a more or less irregular intervals are planned addet us and let us surprise you. Lots of space, we take away the Flist so not;) To get something out of the category
When picture and caption do not really see each other :
first No, he is not.
second Oh, you must read the fine print.
third But also suggests a Labbadia in the picture.
4th Where can it be that Labbadia? What does the picture photographer, we do not know?
I - BUNDESLIGA CLUBS AND THEIR PLAYERS, COACHES AND WHO ELSE running around DA. A / N: The order in which the clubs will be presented here is completely arbitrary / random (was too lazy to sort alphabetically). As always, all of the images is italics. FC Schalke 04: + The
FC shell 04, as will be mentioned again and again is like, at home, really strong. Since the stadium is ever to
Magath Fortress or
Schalke Fort Knox .
+ Also commendable: Schalke header strength
the blue Air Force .
first FC KOLN: + The
Podolski FC has blossomed after draws against Bayern and Bayer to
runner-Schreck .
+ If it not going so well:
Prince pitch, and the FC-egoists + and then messes up even the defense: From
bulwark for shooting + repeatedly
Lukas Podolski . First he is the
flop returnees, a retired
scorer, quasi
Cologne's problem child . One could also say
Prince frustration, bad luck
Prince, Prince
scoreless ,
Cologne crisis Clippers or a gate-Podolski . But then! He plows in training, the fight is
Prince to fight pork Podolski. Although there was still trouble with a reporter (the
Poldi Zoff ), but he hits it again, and how: with a
Poldi-Hammer .
Bayer Leverkusen: + plays
Schwächel Bayer , sometimes
The Lever Coolen, but always
Bayer Boys because: young team.
+ The Brazilians are fit, that is the motto:
Bayer do Brasil + Because
Daniel Schwaab for his former club a transfer fee negotiated, he is the nice
Mr. Schwaab .
+ jam in
Stefan Kiessling : Does
-nothing-more-Kiessling .
+ Towart
Rene Adler takes next to it and becomes the eagle
flutter.
+ coach Jupp Heynckes
is
Don Jupp .
BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH: + If things work well:
horny monks bach + Brouwers defender shoots quite a lot of goals: Borussia
brouwt yourself a point for the opponents to
brouwt what together.
+ If the concentration is about on other things than football?
Matmour resists pair formation - "I can do it without Rob!" +
Raul Bobadilla is the storm-bull .
+ It does not work so well with Rob Friend
that is
Canada Latte to
Rob frustration.
+ The great model of
Marco Reus is Tomas Rosicky, so he will
Reusicky . And quickly he's also here:
rocket Reus .
BORUSSIA DORTMUND + Zidan kisses after a goal the camera, the association is to
Borussia KNUTSCHmund + So they wait,
Dortmund Fun Bubis .
+ are questionable, however, some coaches Methods:
Today Klopp will see eggs or :
Klopp talks Dortmund pants full! +
Kevin Grand Cross is not only a great-
Dortmund Schalke with congenital allergy (and
black and yellow gene ), but also the
BVB Veteran .
+
Jürgen Klopp is the trainer "father" - at least for Zidan.
first FC NUREMBERG + The loaned defender injured, Nuremberg
overtaken the shock Breno.
+ The bulk of the storm call-up is nothing more than harmless
The incarnate.
+ is struggling to win in NRW is suffering, that is on
NRW curse + Hat but many young players from VfL Bochum:
Nuremberg Bochum project + If nothing works, sometimes abgucken the rivals:
hope for the effect Fürth HANNOVER 96 + After the death of Robert Enke was also Figure 96 touch something soft. Well! The
"team" (until the next victory written consistent only in quotation marks), which asks for home matches in the
mourning Arena , also known as
The 96-Luschen or
nosedive 96 , is now expressed in the
Slomka crisis.
+ Many injured in
Red Cross 1996.
+
Jan Schlaudraff is only
slack plan.
+
Arouna Koné scores goals and is therefore
blonde canon and
Gate K (on) one .
+
goalkeeper Florian Fromlowitz is either the successor
sink or sink-
Heritage .
+ coach Mirko Slomka
, also known as
Sieglos-Mirko Slomka and
Slom -Ko, has recently
member of the club coach of the worst miss starter.
BAYERN MUNICH If + as well as football played?
Ribery magic seal a front! + In some parallel universe is this call may sense
Bavaria, today you have to be all the miller! + A bit of chat makes the association for the big valve
FC + The
FC Bayern Germany has many players in the national team.
+ The club is suffering from the curse
HSV-.
+ last name and organization agree before:
Thomas Müller is the little bomber .
+ What is really
Michael Rensing , also known as Planned
Kahn's successor?
+
coach Louis van Gaal sometimes has a bad mood, he is
Louis van bilious . On other days he speaks on television about his sex life, then he is a true
Love General , this
Louis van Love! And he also dreams of the German national team to train - that makes him well-wishes to
coach .
+
David Alaba debut in the Champions League: wonderful
Alaba .
+
Mario Gomez 'upper body is elected on a website for the sexiest choice, it will itself thus to
Mr Baller-Body .
EINTRACHT FRANKFURT + Can not beat Magath, therefore, suffers under the curse
Magath.
+ For this is the winter shopping good mood:
ALTIN made Eintracht TOP . One could also say
Altintop prevents Frankfurt-flop . Go
+ yet,
cool costume Frankfurt.
+
Ricardo glark is tough Business, he is the
Eintracht Rambo .
+ coach Michael Skibbe
is on the right track: From
error Whisperer for all-true-makers .
MAINZ 05 + New Trick coach Tuchel:
home sleeper tactics against the away curse + strong at home:
The Invincible .
+ and efficiently in addition:
Mainz minimalist .
+
Aristide Bance is also known as the buffalo from Burkina Faso
.
Hertha BSC + From catch-hunters
catch-dreamer . About
+ almost every article:
Hertha the abyss.
+ The image will forward the letter from a fan, with the request to the
Hertha professionals: READ THE THEIR FAILURE! + And before the game, the anxious question:
get coach Friedhelm Funkel his time sleeping caps in time awake? Does + not look good for coach Friedhelm Funkel
: He is the
error and Fasel twinkle , and because he apparently changes its slogans, the Hertha
Fall-Downs.
HAMBURGER SV + HSV plays in Holland, but many players are ill:
Say "Cheese! Scheib Lette like falling apart the team. +
Marcus Berg international meets like - he is the
€ Mountain .
+
Ruud van Nistelrooy ,
of HSV-world star compares score goals with a ketchup bottle and receives two new names: it is
the football philosopher and ketchup Ruud . If he even hits, it will be Ruud van
NistelFREU .
+ Also
Zé Roberto is a
Samba Brazil .
WERDER BREMEN + Quo vadis, Bremen, or:
Schaaft Werder now the turn? + No success against Dutch club:
That stinks, Werder! Cheese curse stops .
+
Philipp Bargfrede is again a very big, now he is the crown
Frings.
+
Naldo, the Brazil-Baller
is probably Brazilian.
TSG Hoffenheim + Fairly international force:
United Colors of Hoffenheim .
+ The fat years seem to be over:
Who wants to see football is brisk at Hoffenheim not right! + Security is very important on the new training ground:
Fort Knox Zuzenhausen .
+ Hoffenheim win against Hannover:
Rangnick against ex-boyfriend out of the crisis .
+
fight whisk Tobi Weis is a true
explosive package. Whatever that may mean.
+
Luiz Gustavo however conceded too many global references:
The record-offenders +
Prince Tagoe is - you guessed it - a real fairy-tale Prince
.
VFB STUTTGART +
Khalid Boulahrouz is not used: it is the frustrated
Dutch . Moreover, his nickname cannibal Thus, the aim must surely be:
The "cannibal" wants to bite .
+ very successful week for
Cacau he is
the 7-goal-in-a-week bombers, and desire: A
Cacau for Jogi .
+
Alexander Hleb does not feel well, because is probably not much to say except:
Hleb well! +
goalkeeper Jens Lehmann will Kung-Fu-Lehmann .
VFL Wolfsburg + It does not run around in the club:
The wolves in hibernation .
+ The strike partnership
Grafite and Edin Dzeko
, together they are
Grafiko .
+ Trainer
Lorenz Guenther Koestner is
the Leverkusen-Schreck .
VFL BOCHUM + Here's to the coach:
Bochum plays properly Herrlich. And being able to vote yet the results:
This table is gorgeous horny .
+ Bochum plays "dirty" and becomes the
"disgust" team - what should be here really meant as a compliment. Aha.
With + the head of particular importance: Milos Maric
,
the rescuer bald in the middle +
Lewis Holtby is a well-playing on loan from Schalke, he is
Magath magic dwarf .
+ And three cheers for
Heiko Herrlich : The
Heiko Lama. He preaches humility and rescues Bochum .
(See also below: V - THE TOP 3 OF THE WORST photomontage) II - ALSO HAVE - OUTSIDE THE BULI +
Marcus Babbel is good friends with the Cologne coach and knows his way to Stuttgart, he is so
Soldo VfB Spy + Netherlands coach Bert van Marwijk
the
Holland Berti .
+ The Austrian coach speaks confused:
Dietmar Constantini the
Dösi coach .
+
Urs Siegenthaler r known to be the chief spy
Jogi.
+ All previous German World Cup
Towart are now all
Eagle predecessor.
+
Rainer Calmund can really only one thing: The XXL
man.
+
Antonio Cassano runs successfully, like to play over in panties field. This makes it the striker
panties, nude
Cassano and
streaker player.
III - GENERAL football school position problem - if the coach wrong establishes
listlessly pro - player who shows too little use of power (even
listlessly- Training )
worry-Star - Major players in the crisis
Keller kick - A tale of two teams that are in the table below
tomatoes attack - bad referee performance makes (often for
referee anger )
Defense striker - Defender, the score
Glitter stage Bundesliga - well ...
pitch table - a kind of statistics of near-goal
life insurance - very, very important player (also
guarantee of survival ,
victory guarantee )
Complete Comeback - just recovered player equal to 90 minutes playing
Pineapple Cup - BILD proclaimed championship, the teams play for it in the league for nothing more
's last-chance game - an extremely important game in Absteigskampf
discontinued model - players in the his club no chance of getting
IV - SPECIAL: ENCOUNTERS OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT +
hammer striker against misery striker (Kuranyi Schalke gg Podolski Köln)
+
hate Derby (gg Schalke Dortmund -.
comes from such an emotional Derby "hate" is always good ... incredible )
+
The revenge-leg (HSV gg Hertha - Petric has a score to settle )
+
descent Luschen-lumber Summit (96 gg Freiburg)
+
Magath champion beat Magath (gg Wolfsburg Schalke)
V - THE TOP 3 OF THE WORST PHOTO ASSEMBLIES The day on which any intern in the Image Editor "Paint" found on your computer, was a bad day.
TABLE 3: Yes, René, grab the thing, this totally weird proportioned cup, as this is static in the air? mind? is? Just to cross, you've got it. If you can use your right arm then ever in life again read, but sometimes, how did.
POSITION 2: Ewald Lienen has a wool or cotton candy mouse on his head and looks like Andy Warhol on crack. Where, in addition to the cotton candy thing is the similarity? And that is with coaches and their predecessors as well as with both dog and owner? Is there scientific evidence?
TABLE 1: WITHOUT WORDS.
FINALLY ON QUIZ: referee Babak Rafati (39) had the midfielder on Saturday after just 14 minutes after an indicated revenge kick to Bremen Aaron Hunt in the cabin! Who's with whom where?
In this sense!