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if a picture or image not wish really come together :

first Isser? Isser? Isser?
second What must it be for a roller-coaster career, when so the image looks like this!
third Okay, in fairness it must be mentioned that this is not the only image in the roller coaster gallery.
4th But after all, image number 3 (!) Of 30

I - BUNDESLIGA CLUBS AND THEIR PLAYERS, COACHES AND WHO ELSE running around DA.


A / N: The order in which the clubs will be presented here is completely random / random (was too lazy to sort alphabetically). As always, all of the images is italics.


FC Schalke 04:

+ A club, many names as you wish: Kuranyi 04 or FC Magath 2004.
+ Ooooh, we see the times? Talking to the image is Magath the cryptic smile on Magath.
+ The club is making a stealth attack to the top .
+ Whether they succeed? begins today for the champion Schalke test!
+ Manuel Neuer is not the number 1 in the World Cup - the New defeat. And then he slips up also come just before the Bayern: gets new about Bayern-flutter?
+ Albert Streit not play, he is the Clerks at Schalke


first FC KOLN:

+ Lukas Podolski pimped around only: Poldi gripes against everything and everyone .
+ For the Auswährtsfahrt are reading, music and drinks ready: With IMAGE, shower and "Bum Bum" to Mainz ...
+ Even though he has now taken is Lukas Podolski nor the million returnees . Not to
+ confused with Maniche , he's the million- error. But
+ Keeper Faryd Mondragon is well on it: He is the Mega- Mondy .


Bayer Leverkusen:

+ Before the game against Hamburg schonmal the media knives sharpened against ex-trainer: Leverkusen wants revenge on Big Big Bruno. Bruno "bitchy" in Hamburg.
+ Everywhere is obtained, the result jubilant frenzy of work kicker.
+ And then this: defeat by Borussia Dortmund, and Kiessling failure (the Top Bomber is injured): The double shock of Dortmund!
+ also applies: Without Kroos nix los ...
+ Sami Hyypia is a real defensive bulwark .


BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH:

+ Benefits can be by: How it nor the Borussia Gladbach down.
+ The league is almost perfect, now enemies are great fun to have it start festival weeks the foal .
+ Bradley becomes loose pass-king
+ PURPLE SHOES I: goalkeeper Logan Bailly has purple shoes, he is an elder flier .


VFB STUTTGART

+ The Eliminated in the CL of the Swabian embarrassing idea! The team will be punished collectively The VfB Versagerle .
+ PURPLE SHOES II: Marica meets with purple shoes, he is the Li-la-Launebär . And more: Marica purple sauce! The Milka-Bomber - purple is the color of Milka (chocolate) - Cacau missed a break.
+ Congratulations! Sami Khedira and Christian Träsch are the new dream pair of the league that Stuttgart dream duo .


VFL BOCHUM

+ PURPLE SHOES III: Lewis Holtby wearing purple shoes, coach Heiko Herrlich finds the supposedly great, because you ask yourself: Is there for Holtby now about 'ne purple break?
+ High losses in home games - PICTURE farmer invents the following rule: If Bochum in the hut full, there's the cabin full .
+ The team loses so many goals conceded, which is a worse Koller fallback .
+ Christian Fuchs to meet standards, it is the kick-Fuchs .


BORUSSIA DORTMUND

+ Lucas Barrios meets twice and becomes the Bum-Bum-Barrios .


first FC NUREMBERG

Runs +'s all wonderful: The serial offender from 1.FC Nuremberg have again been reached!
+ relief after winning a point: Cuddle alarm at the club, the coach goes into the Cuddle offensive.
+ One makes up the image quite nostalgic: For reasons not explained in detail how Marek Mintal of Nuremberg's most beautiful reminiscence effect of past successes club.
+ coach Dieter Hecking persuaded the strong opponents. He is a kind Berlin's "advocate" . In addition, pimped it in training, the hard Dieter .
+ Albert Bunjaku has scored half of the club gates: That makes him 50 percent to Mr. , also known as Bum-Bum-Bunjaku .
+ Dennis Diekmeier is quickly on all of this turbo-Dennis .
+ If Dominik Maroh plays is spotted, he is so lucky charm Nuremberg.


HANNOVER 96

+ A kind of record - Bashing the power of three (Schlaudraff, Eggimann, Team Spirit): Yesterday in training was 96-Jan Schlaudraff (26), the maximum penalty. Permanent reservist Mario Eggimann (ausgerechnet. ..) let him go out with a leg shot. The rest of the troops roared!
+ coach Mirko Slomka has NEN new jacket that could have possibly something like Columbo trenchcoat: inspector Slomka.
+ Mike Hanke sits mostly on the Banl is so Banke , but it can still to relegation-Mike be.
+ Hanno Balitsch is the darling of the anti-Hanoverian picture and this week is the Stinkstiefel .


BAYERN MUNICH

+ Has the team's fear of the possible next opponent CL, would be the Bayern jitters before Barcelona .
+ Losing to Frankfurt is as embarrassing bankruptcy and last-minute bankruptcy in the history of the image.
+ Can partying Arjen Robben really enough? The FIG said no! Robben is: savior seal , Bavaria Goldfuß , or Gold-foot or Goldfuß-Dutch . As you can also rename the same club in FC Robben . Including is the great seal show!
+ And it goes on. In combination with Franck Ribéry Arjen Robben to "Robbery" is this is the best wing tong the league and one of the best in the world.
+ And a rhyme for Franck Ribéry : he is the famous Frenchman . Is
+'s other players? Oh yes. About Mark van Bommel , also known as Mark van valuable.
+ Or Mario Gomez, Germany's gateway model .


EINTRACHT FRANKFURT

+ loss of power to predictability? Once the league has managed to limp from the Frankfurt.
+ bad games require harsh criticism Lazy, Stupid, Lasch - How dirty is unity everything again.
+ secret plan in the light of foreign players: they confuse emergency Hannover with the Turkish-tactic - Turkish Eintracht konusuyor *!
+ But then, the victory against Bayern - the Frankfurt- great moment. Can
+ Frankfurt win a new sponsor? That would be a sensation harmony.
+ comeback Maik Franz - after crash dummy in the training (no joke) is the Iron Maik that defense roughneck , back again.
+ The U.S. National Soccer Team Ricard Clark was once suspended for 9 games - what a U.S. Rambo.


MAINZ 05

+ Only 5 home games for the Mainz: Only five times Humba on Täterä Bruchweg! or festival weeks in Mainz!
+ Trainer Tuchel gesture is constantly on. He is the thumb- Tuchel .


Hertha BSC

+ One can hardly put into words: bankruptcy, fan anger, idiots-Goals: Hertha in the mega-crisis
+ The riots after the Nuremberg game was the shame of Berlin .
+ There appears near the descent, begins a Large Sale at Hertha .
+ dark times for the Fast-Safe-relegated because: in Berlin from the Bundesliga go lights, all the fuses are blown. promises or this is the Prince of Darkness , as there would be:
+ Werner Gegenbauer - The descent President
+ Michael Preetz - The error-makers
+ Friedhelm Funkel - The bankruptcies coach (his record is pure horror ), also known as a lame-duck coach
+ The team - The dud (exception: Only goalkeeper Jaroslav Drobny worked the igniter )


HAMBURGER SV

+ HSV keeper Frank Rost has pissed on his defense - with devastating consequences. He nailed his foot, the Sky-goal camera in its network to pieces!
+ The part of the team that played against Hertha, is also known as the HSV- Berlin.
+ HSV is more in the Euro League: Hamburg duselt the quarter-finals. There, waiting
+ Standard Liege as the next opponent, and the image gets to even a not: A lucky ticket! Dream-Los! Super-Los!


WERDER BREMEN

+ performance does not seem to have been there 100%: Werder the gentle cycle.
+ 4 home games in 10 days - Werder madness in the Weser stadium .


TSG Hoffenheim

+ Hoffenheim crash continues: Instead of enthusiasm, bite, real win and success experiences, almost exclusively cross-attachment, frustration, failure! . In short, The end of the football-Hurra .
+ goals will be scored not even coach Rangnick has front only zeros!
+ Gustavo the returnees bully .
+ Andreas Beck is fit again - time for his come beck
+ coach Ralf Rangnick also has beautiful new nickname: Ralf Ralf Rangnix or Rangni (ck) x .


VFL Wolfsburg

+ Will since you actually read yet: But just now the flirtation between playmaker Zvjezdan Misimovic (27) and ex-trainer Felix Magath (56) is always hotter.
+ In this case, but Zvjezdan Misimovic and Edin Dzeko together Zwetschko , the 60-million-Duo .







II - ALSO HAVE - OUTSIDE THE BULI

+ David Beckham - the Glitzerboy of world football
+ Gennaro Gattuso - the Italian Kampfsau
+ Uwe Seeler - runs great lots in the Euro League: Goals-Thurk





III - GENERAL football school
: a
Goldfinger
+ Michael Thurk a successful striker

actor of the day - player who withdraws after relatively harmless challenge on a mega-infringement Show

verbal slap - Criticism of a player, usually the trainer

no success coach - coach, the images from the Official wants to write

Joke Penalty - penalty that was not loud IMAGE

change Zoff - often the result of abstruse PAGE Wechselspekuationen

bad-boys-drawer - stuck inside player, a bad image have

kicking hat-trick - happens to a potential master player three times is not in the squad

on-and-down day - if a player within 24 hours of good and bad things also happen to

Lila-Laune-flops - purple soccer shoes

Crisp kicker - particularly handsome footballer

Ball Boy Zoff - had Jens Lehmann z . as only three times

last-minute hero - player who shoots in the last minute deciding goal

launch pro - players, to be submitted by the association, is thus also in hit list

cabin Zoff , half-Zoff , crazy soccer Ausraster - dispute between players

Popo-Jubler - players celebrate with their pants down

hell second division - the 2nd Bundesliga

finals - Final practice







IV - SPECIAL: WHAT THE PICTURE ELSE ALL GREAT CAN

+ PICTURE holds high the banner of the Women's Movement: Folders (many women!) start running well, barricade the entrance booth.

+ PICTURE translated the words of Mirko Slomka: The coach: "When he makes his phlegm, it is a serious issue for the team." [...] Slomkas words mean nothing other than his phlegmatic Schlaudraff has filed yet and is therefore not an issue.

+ PICTURE is tutoring in Math: 16 Kiessling-goal and 12 Derdiyok stalls are 28 arguments against helmet. !

+ PICTURE writes bad fic explains how a meeting between Dieter Hoeness and Michael could run Preetz / would / should / must be: would speak both open words say would Preetz: Sorry Dieter, we have everything here ruined . And could respond Hoeneß: I did but first know Michael.

+ PICTURE would never in my life from a Ciprian Marica-Double be deceived ... or at: His name is Ciprian Marica as in the last two and a half years. He looks so like Ciprian Marica. He speaks as Ciprian Marica always spoke. Yet there is another Ciprian Marica, we see there for three months.







V - TASTE IS DIFFERENT - THE TOP 5 OF HEADLINES, WE LIKE TO HAVE WAIVED

TABLE 5:


Shooting? Cartridge? Till you drop? WHY? Context? Logic? Anything? Anderlecht = Wild West? Help?



TABLE 4:


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TABLE 3:


question: would you be without Enke suicide today 96-coach? Reply Bergmann ". With very high probability indeed but the context is obvious, or there is something broke, the team has lost its captain and goalkeeper That has not cope - until now?..." Response as it understands the IMAGE. " With very high probability yes The relationship is still evident, or there is something broke, the team has its captain?. lost and the goalkeeper. She did not cope - until now. "



TABLE 2:


Tuchel says things like" On using Freiburg needs us not to hope. Pity there's absolutely no, no! . With us, also has no sympathy ... "For what reason the BILD headlines as generator spits out the word hell, is not known passion for engineering




TABLE 1:..


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When picture and caption do not really see each other :

first No, he is not.
second Oh, you must read the fine print.
third But also suggests a Labbadia in the picture.
4th Where can it be that Labbadia? What does the picture photographer, we do not know?

I - BUNDESLIGA CLUBS AND THEIR PLAYERS, COACHES AND WHO ELSE running around DA.


A / N: The order in which the clubs will be presented here is completely arbitrary / random (was too lazy to sort alphabetically). As always, all of the images is italics.


FC Schalke 04:

+ The FC shell 04, as will be mentioned again and again is like, at home, really strong. Since the stadium is ever to Magath Fortress or Schalke Fort Knox .
+ Also commendable: Schalke header strength the blue Air Force .


first FC KOLN:

+ The Podolski FC has blossomed after draws against Bayern and Bayer to runner-Schreck .
+ If it not going so well: Prince pitch, and the FC-egoists
+ and then messes up even the defense: From bulwark for shooting
+ repeatedly Lukas Podolski . First he is the flop returnees, a retired scorer, quasi Cologne's problem child . One could also say Prince frustration, bad luck Prince, Prince scoreless , Cologne crisis Clippers or a gate-Podolski . But then! He plows in training, the fight is Prince to fight pork Podolski. Although there was still trouble with a reporter (the Poldi Zoff ), but he hits it again, and how: with a Poldi-Hammer .


Bayer Leverkusen:

+ plays Schwächel Bayer , sometimes The Lever Coolen, but always Bayer Boys because: young team.
+ The Brazilians are fit, that is the motto: Bayer do Brasil
+ Because Daniel Schwaab for his former club a transfer fee negotiated, he is the nice Mr. Schwaab .
+ jam in Stefan Kiessling : Does -nothing-more-Kiessling .
+ Towart Rene Adler takes next to it and becomes the eagle flutter.
+ coach Jupp Heynckes is Don Jupp .


BORUSSIA MÖNCHENGLADBACH:

+ If things work well: horny monks bach
+ Brouwers defender shoots quite a lot of goals: Borussia brouwt yourself a point for the opponents to brouwt what together.
+ If the concentration is about on other things than football? Matmour resists pair formation - "I can do it without Rob!"
+ Raul Bobadilla is the storm-bull .
+ It does not work so well with Rob Friend that is Canada Latte to Rob frustration.
+ The great model of Marco Reus is Tomas Rosicky, so he will Reusicky . And quickly he's also here: rocket Reus .


BORUSSIA DORTMUND

+ Zidan kisses after a goal the camera, the association is to Borussia KNUTSCHmund
+ So they wait, Dortmund Fun Bubis .
+ are questionable, however, some coaches Methods: Today Klopp will see eggs or : Klopp talks Dortmund pants full!
+ Kevin Grand Cross is not only a great- Dortmund Schalke with congenital allergy (and black and yellow gene ), but also the BVB Veteran .
+ Jürgen Klopp is the trainer "father" - at least for Zidan.


first FC NUREMBERG

+ The loaned defender injured, Nuremberg overtaken the shock Breno.
+ The bulk of the storm call-up is nothing more than harmless The incarnate.
+ is struggling to win in NRW is suffering, that is on NRW curse
+ Hat but many young players from VfL Bochum: Nuremberg Bochum project
+ If nothing works, sometimes abgucken the rivals: hope for the effect Fürth


HANNOVER 96

+ After the death of Robert Enke was also Figure 96 touch something soft. Well! The "team" (until the next victory written consistent only in quotation marks), which asks for home matches in the mourning Arena , also known as The 96-Luschen or nosedive 96 , is now expressed in the Slomka crisis.
+ Many injured in Red Cross 1996.
+ Jan Schlaudraff is only slack plan.
+ Arouna Koné scores goals and is therefore blonde canon and Gate K (on) one .
+ goalkeeper Florian Fromlowitz is either the successor sink or sink- Heritage .
+ coach Mirko Slomka , also known as Sieglos-Mirko Slomka and Slom -Ko, has recently member of the club coach of the worst miss starter.


BAYERN MUNICH

If + as well as football played? Ribery magic seal a front!
+ In some parallel universe is this call may sense Bavaria, today you have to be all the miller!
+ A bit of chat makes the association for the big valve
FC + The FC Bayern Germany has many players in the national team.
+ The club is suffering from the curse HSV-.
+ last name and organization agree before: Thomas Müller is the little bomber .
+ What is really Michael Rensing , also known as Planned Kahn's successor?
+ coach Louis van Gaal sometimes has a bad mood, he is Louis van bilious . On other days he speaks on television about his sex life, then he is a true Love General , this Louis van Love! And he also dreams of the German national team to train - that makes him well-wishes to coach .
+ David Alaba debut in the Champions League: wonderful Alaba .
+ Mario Gomez 'upper body is elected on a website for the sexiest choice, it will itself thus to Mr Baller-Body .


EINTRACHT FRANKFURT

+ Can not beat Magath, therefore, suffers under the curse Magath.
+ For this is the winter shopping good mood: ALTIN made Eintracht TOP . One could also say Altintop prevents Frankfurt-flop . Go
+ yet, cool costume Frankfurt.
+ Ricardo glark is tough Business, he is the Eintracht Rambo .
+ coach Michael Skibbe is on the right track: From error Whisperer for all-true-makers .


MAINZ 05

+ New Trick coach Tuchel: home sleeper tactics against the away curse
+ strong at home: The Invincible .
+ and efficiently in addition: Mainz minimalist .
+ Aristide Bance is also known as the buffalo from Burkina Faso .


Hertha BSC

+ From catch-hunters catch-dreamer . About
+ almost every article: Hertha the abyss.
+ The image will forward the letter from a fan, with the request to the Hertha professionals: READ THE THEIR FAILURE!
+ And before the game, the anxious question: get coach Friedhelm Funkel his time sleeping caps in time awake?
Does + not look good for coach Friedhelm Funkel : He is the error and Fasel twinkle , and because he apparently changes its slogans, the Hertha Fall-Downs.


HAMBURGER SV

+ HSV plays in Holland, but many players are ill: Say "Cheese! Scheib Lette like falling apart the team.
+ Marcus Berg international meets like - he is the € Mountain .
+ Ruud van Nistelrooy , of HSV-world star compares score goals with a ketchup bottle and receives two new names: it is the football philosopher and ketchup Ruud . If he even hits, it will be Ruud van NistelFREU .
+ Also Zé Roberto is a Samba Brazil .


WERDER BREMEN

+ Quo vadis, Bremen, or: Schaaft Werder now the turn?
+ No success against Dutch club: That stinks, Werder! Cheese curse stops .
+ Philipp Bargfrede is again a very big, now he is the crown Frings.
+ Naldo, the Brazil-Baller is probably Brazilian.


TSG Hoffenheim

+ Fairly international force: United Colors of Hoffenheim .
+ The fat years seem to be over: Who wants to see football is brisk at Hoffenheim not right!
+ Security is very important on the new training ground: Fort Knox Zuzenhausen .
+ Hoffenheim win against Hannover: Rangnick against ex-boyfriend out of the crisis .
+ fight whisk Tobi Weis is a true explosive package. Whatever that may mean.
+ Luiz Gustavo however conceded too many global references: The record-offenders
+ Prince Tagoe is - you guessed it - a real fairy-tale Prince .


VFB STUTTGART

+ Khalid Boulahrouz is not used: it is the frustrated Dutch . Moreover, his nickname cannibal Thus, the aim must surely be: The "cannibal" wants to bite .
+ very successful week for Cacau he is the 7-goal-in-a-week bombers, and desire: A Cacau for Jogi .
+ Alexander Hleb does not feel well, because is probably not much to say except: Hleb well!
+ goalkeeper Jens Lehmann will Kung-Fu-Lehmann .


VFL Wolfsburg

+ It does not run around in the club: The wolves in hibernation .
+ The strike partnership Grafite and Edin Dzeko , together they are Grafiko .
+ Trainer Lorenz Guenther Koestner is the Leverkusen-Schreck .


VFL BOCHUM

+ Here's to the coach: Bochum plays properly Herrlich. And being able to vote yet the results: This table is gorgeous horny .
+ Bochum plays "dirty" and becomes the "disgust" team - what should be here really meant as a compliment. Aha.
With + the head of particular importance: Milos Maric , the rescuer bald in the middle
+ Lewis Holtby is a well-playing on loan from Schalke, he is Magath magic dwarf .
+ And three cheers for Heiko Herrlich : The Heiko Lama. He preaches humility and rescues Bochum . (See also below: V - THE TOP 3 OF THE WORST photomontage)







II - ALSO HAVE - OUTSIDE THE BULI

+ Marcus Babbel is good friends with the Cologne coach and knows his way to Stuttgart, he is so Soldo VfB Spy
+ Netherlands coach Bert van Marwijk the Holland Berti .
+ The Austrian coach speaks confused: Dietmar Constantini the Dösi coach .
+ Urs Siegenthaler r known to be the chief spy Jogi.
+ All previous German World Cup Towart are now all Eagle predecessor.
+ Rainer Calmund can really only one thing: The XXL man.
+ Antonio Cassano runs successfully, like to play over in panties field. This makes it the striker panties, nude Cassano and streaker player.







III - GENERAL football school

position problem - if the coach wrong establishes

listlessly pro - player who shows too little use of power (even listlessly- Training )

worry-Star - Major players in the crisis

Keller kick - A tale of two teams that are in the table below

tomatoes attack - bad referee performance makes (often for referee anger )

Defense striker - Defender, the score

Glitter stage Bundesliga - well ...

pitch table - a kind of statistics of near-goal

life insurance - very, very important player (also guarantee of survival , victory guarantee )

Complete Comeback - just recovered player equal to 90 minutes playing

Pineapple Cup - BILD proclaimed championship, the teams play for it in the league for nothing more

's last-chance game - an extremely important game in Absteigskampf

discontinued model - players in the his club no chance of getting







IV - SPECIAL: ENCOUNTERS OF SOMETHING DIFFERENT

+ hammer striker against misery striker (Kuranyi Schalke gg Podolski Köln)
+ hate Derby (gg Schalke Dortmund -. comes from such an emotional Derby "hate" is always good ... incredible )
+ The revenge-leg (HSV gg Hertha - Petric has a score to settle )
+ descent Luschen-lumber Summit (96 gg Freiburg)
+ Magath champion beat Magath (gg Wolfsburg Schalke)







V - THE TOP 3 OF THE WORST PHOTO ASSEMBLIES


The day on which any intern in the Image Editor "Paint" found on your computer, was a bad day.

TABLE 3:



Yes, René, grab the thing, this totally weird proportioned cup, as this is static in the air? mind? is? Just to cross, you've got it. If you can use your right arm then ever in life again read, but sometimes, how did.



POSITION 2:



Ewald Lienen has a wool or cotton candy mouse on his head and looks like Andy Warhol on crack. Where, in addition to the cotton candy thing is the similarity? And that is with coaches and their predecessors as well as with both dog and owner? Is there scientific evidence?



TABLE 1:



WITHOUT WORDS.

FINALLY ON QUIZ:

referee Babak Rafati (39) had the midfielder on Saturday after just 14 minutes after an indicated revenge kick to Bremen Aaron Hunt in the cabin!

Who's with whom where?

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